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Soap for Zero Carbs

$11.99
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Oh, it's a cauliflower cupcake. It's... tolerable.

These days, carbs are more reviled than Satan himself. Hold your nose as you walk past that bakery and whip up some more butter-fried cheese with a heavy whipping cream chaser as you see the fat melt away…or not. In any case, vodka will do just fine. 

 This cucumber water scented soap for Zero Carbs makes a great gag gift or prank prop to trick any wisecracker you know.  

 

 

 

 

Important Shipping Info

We Take Great Pride In Our Fudge and make it fresh to order.During the holidays, we make all our fudge to ship online in the day and evening and ship it out on the following morning (regular business days) . This ensures you get the freshest fudge possible. During the holidays, we try and ship your order within 2 days of receiving it, so check your email for notifications. If you don't see your order confirmation, try checking your spam In the regular season, we make our Fudge for online orders on sunday evening to ship on monday morning. The Uranus Fudge Factory is dedicated to providing the best possible shipping solutions for all our customers! Please check out our shipping policies in the footer for more info.
Please note that we don't own the US Postal service nor UPS/FedEx and cannot control their shipping or service times Please read all of our shipping info in the footer link at the bottom of the page for more info.

Description

Cucumber Water Scented
Net Weight: 6 oz.
Note: Because all of our soaps are handmade, no two bars are identical.  

 

Oh, it's a cauliflower cupcake. It's... tolerable.

These days, carbs are more reviled than Satan himself. Hold your nose as you walk past that bakery and whip up some more butter-fried cheese with a heavy whipping cream chaser as you see the fat melt away…or not. In any case, vodka will do just fine. 

 This cucumber water scented soap for Zero Carbs makes a great gag gift or prank prop to trick any wisecracker you know.