Uranus Apparel
Funny Shirts, Hoodies, & Hats from Uranus
Uranus looks good… on you. Our funny shirts are uniforms for a town that's a little too real: the Uranus Fudge Packer® Union, Uranus Plumbing Co., Uranus Crop Dusters, and the Uranus Dental & Proctology Clinic, to name a few. Every design comes from our fudge factory and general store on Historic Route 66, and every one earns a double take.
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Funny Apparel for Every Part of You
Start with our funny t-shirts and graphic tees, then cozy up in funny hoodies and sweatshirts like the Uranus Liquors Hoodie and Uranus University Sweatshirt. Need cover up top? Our funny trucker hats include the Gas N Lube mesh hat in pink camo, green camo and khaki, plus Make Uranus Great Again caps and knit beanies for cold days. We also carry long-sleeved tees, women's v-necks, tank tops, and youth sizes so the whole family can rep Uranus.
Novelty Shirts That Do the Gifting for You
Looking for funny shirts for men, funny shirts for women, or a gag gift that actually gets worn? A Uranus shirt handles birthdays, white elephant swaps, retirement parties and road-trip souvenirs, no explaining required. Pair it with a box of our fudge, made fresh daily, and you've got a gift nobody will forget, no matter how hard they try.
Shipping Policies
Orders ship from Uranus within 1–3 business days (3–5 during peak season), Monday through Saturday.
We ship via UPS, USPS, or FedEx; delivery times vary by destination and aren’t guaranteed. Alaska, Hawaii, and international delivery times vary.
Standard shipping is free on orders over $75 in the continental US.
Christmas delivery: order by Dec 15 (Standard), Dec 18 (2-Day), or Dec 22 (Next Day).
In warm weather we recommend 2-Day shipping and Warm Weather Protection for fudge.
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